If you are reading this, you are probably dead already
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Three women were sitting in a bar discussing their husbands and their love lives.

The first women said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, he brings me flowers and candies, He's very romantic, I like that".

The second women says, "My husband is a mechanic and likes sex rough, I enjoy that too, so its always good".

The third women looks at the floor and then in a sad voice says, "My husband works at CCP, he sits on the side of the bed and tells me how good its going to be".


150,000,000 Km = 1AU
300,000,000 Km = 2AU
500,000,000 Km = 3AU
600,000,000 Km = 4AU
750,000,000 Km = 5AU
900,000,000 Km = 6AU
1,050,000,000 Km = 7AU
1,200,000,000 Km = 8AU
1,350,000,000 Km = 9AU
1,500,000,000 Km = 10AU
1,650,000,000 Km = 11AU
1,800,000,000 Km = 12AU
1,950,000,000 Km = 13AU
2,100,000,000 Km = 14AU
2,147,483,647 Km = 14.355AU