A wise man once said that flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi. He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to detail that said chair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5-6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off.....eff it they were out of ammo anyhow
Minmatar ships can't be destroyed, they just turn into smaller Minmatar ships
Eve is pretty much like sex. For the first few years you're just flopping around helplessly, & then all of a sudden you're all whatever, fat chicks deserve luv to
Shields are like clothing, this comes off first. Armor is like a penis, the harder you get it the better it works. Structure is like a rubber - if you're in it, u are fucked.