Alright, listen up, nerds. I didn’t WANT to do it. I didn’t plan on waking up, stretching, sipping my Quafe, and saying,
“Today’s the day I BLOCK a man for enforcing doctrine harder than CONCORD enforces happiness.”
But then TehBear logged in.

This man is not a pilot — he’s a walking doctrine manual with paws.

I swear to Bob, the second you so much as hover your mouse over a non-doctrine module, he materializes behind you like:
“That’s not in the spreadsheet, brother.”

Try to fit one experimental module?
Blocked.
Swap ammo type three seconds late?
Blocked.
Show up in the right ship but the wrong SKIN?
“Unacceptable violation of fleet aesthetic cohesion.”
Blocked.

Bear out here writing doctrine citations like he works HR for the Triglavians.

He doesn’t even sleep.
He just recharges in a pod fueled by tears from pilots who dared to bring meta modules.

So yes, I BLOCKED him.
Not because I hate doctrine —
but because I respect my sanity.

This is a protest.
This is a stand.
This is my final act of rebellion against the Bear-ocratic regime.

#BlockTheBear

Free the fits. Free the fleet.