"Ha! More butter! Less nutmeg! I'm a GENIUS! Take THAT, Brillat-Savarin!"
-Circus Chef(Girl Genius)

Mining with a badger in 0.0 space is like eating a chocolate sunday with a fork.
-Barkel

Which exactly are the Halcyon days of my youth? Is Saturday one?
-Calvin(Calvin & Hobbes)

Beer is not a breakfast food no matter how much bacon you put in it.
-Bob Defendi(Death by Cliche)

Kevyn : We now own the customer list belonging to an escrow agency for contract killers and political assassins. It's like we stole fire from the gods, or something.
Ennesby: In most myths the mortals get away with it.
Kevyn: Sure, until they die, and discover why the gods can afford to be patient.
-Schlock Mercenary

Rule 1 : Play to win.
Rule 9 : Everything is air droppable at least once.
Rule 36 : There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.'

"If we get traffic control can we shoot the titan?" During jump bridge

fistofwrath > i am the infinite monkey