Even duct-tape cant cure stupid but it can muffle the sound.

"X-rated movies are all alike... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot"


" Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world"


"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot"