A Gallente girl goes to Federal Welfare to register for child benefits. "How many children?" asks the assessor. "10," replies the Gallente girl. "10?" says the assessor. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne." "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Nah," says the Gallente girl. "Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed asessor. "That's easy," says the Gallente girl, "I just use their surnames".
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