"Things are rarely crazy enough to work, but frequently they're crazy enough to fail hilariously."

We've got a long way to go...

Let's get down to business
to defeat the reds.

Did they send me newbies
when I said "x up!"?

You're a spineless, pale, fail-fit lot
and you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a fleet out of you!

(Be a fleet!)
You must be swift as a nano-Rifter
(Be a fleet!)
With all the force of a torp-Typhoon
(Be a fleet!)
With all the tank of a buffer-Domi
Mysterious as a safe zone far from moons!

Time is racing towards us
'til the roam arrives.
Heed your FC's orders
and you might survive!

You're unsuited for
the gank of war
So dock up, jump home, you're through.
How could I make a fleet out of you?!

(Be a fleet!)
You must be swift as a nano-Rifter,
(Be a fleet!)
With all the force of a torp-Typhoon,
(Be a fleet!)
With all the tank of a buffer-Domi,
Mysterious as a safe zone
far from moons!