What do Minmatar engineers scream when their ship enters hull? - SOMEONE GET MORE TAPE!!!
Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing uzis and screaming.
Another evening in the Jita cantina: - Have you seen those new minmatar ships? - Yeah, last night I ended up salvaging one. Took me 20 tries until I realized the pilot has convoed me and asked me to stop...
If I remove wrecks from my overview, will I still be able to see minmatar ships?
If you stare into the bubble for too long... The bubble will eventually start staring at you...
Yo momma's so fat, your dad has to drop a cyno for her to go shopping.
Are you technologically challenged?
CCP invented the wheel, but it was too popular, so they made it square.
Why is it fun to have sex with twenty two year olds? Because there's twenty of them.
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