I am not a fish. Nor am I a rock. I'm more fleshy, and less hard, and a lot smarter too. Though I can't say as I've ever outsmarted, outwitted, or embarassed a rock, I'll speak my spiel at it and it will just kind of sit there, ignoring me.
It can be an unplesant thing, being ignored by a rock, the kind of unpleasentness that makes you wish you were an article of clothing that fell behind the couch in a long suspected dead old woman's home. It's quite a lonley thing, as you can imagine, except when said old lady vaccums.
I like fish.
"I'm going to smash your fuck." -Bekstorm, 2007/10/11