Advice for College

If your professor wrote the book, it is as close to the true as you need to get.

Advice for Combat

Remember the difference between concealment and cover.

Advice for Computer programmers

Computers allow you to make mistakes faster then ever before, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.

Good Quotes

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet, every single bomb always hits the ground."
- U.S. Air Force ammunition memo.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed"
- U.S. Air Force flight training manual

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- Army preventive maintenance publication

Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas
- Ashley J. "Ash" Williams

Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan
- WARREN ZEVON