First I was a noob
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you on my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong I have tech 2 blasters fitted on
and so you're back from outer space
I just warped in to find you here
with that podded look upon your face
I should have changed the stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd be back to bother me............

Well you see sport - the people I work for are into the whole carrot & stick thing.....And I happen to be the stick

All Hail the Glorious Alliance Leader and hope that the twat is podded very soon! :)

Let me show you how we brought the pain back in my day..