"If you're happy and you know it; pod Amarr - If you cannot find Caldari; pod Amarr - If the Minnies are too frisky, and Gallente's lookin' shifty, and Caldari are on Mari, pod Amarr!"
"How many pod pilots does it take to change a light bulb? - One to change the bulb, and five hundred to throw a tantrum about something being changed."