Memo to all corp members: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from our pilots, it will be our policy to keep all pilots well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Directors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of SHIT.