guy and girl go on a first date everything goes great. so well in fact that they laugh and joke all the way home. then she invites him back to her place for coffee. when they get iside she says, how do you like youre coffee the guys shifts nervously and says I best not have any dont be silly she says im having such a good time. I dont want you to go. have a coffee with me the guy stares at his feet. its just thte way i take my coffee a very special way and i dont feel comfortable asking you to do it he mutters its no trouble the woman says well the man says i have to stand on my head while u stick a funnel up my arse and pour the coffee in that way. an akward silence, then the woman goes okay ill get the funnel next thin u no hes upside down with a funnel up his arse and shes gettin ready to pour in the coffee as soon as she starts the guy screams stop for gods sake stop whats wrong is it to hot woman asks no man replys theyre no sugar in it
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