Greetings!

To my allies and friends:
I salute you! I trust your exploits and conquests have been most fruitful. How might I be of service?

To my enemies:
I salute you! I see that are firing upon me with that sad excuse of a ship... ...how amusing to me... ...and how unfortunate for you...

I seek no less than to explore and if possible experience the deep mysteries of New Eden, every shread of knowledge, every unusual locale, every fascintaing anomaly; join with me in this noble adventure. Of course this adventure is frought with those depraved souls who wish to hamper my desires for knowledge and experience, but they are mere flimsy obstacles along the way whose only purpose is to help me improve my precision in which to crush, subdue, and obliterate with exacting and relentless accord. To stand between me and that which I seek, is to become chattel for my experiments and industry.