1.\xa0 Once you have their money, never give it back
2.\xa0 You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try
3.\xa0 Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to
4.\xa0 Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough
5.\xa0 If you can't break a contract, bend it
6.\xa0 Never let family stand in the way of opportunity
7.\xa0 Always keep you ears open
8.\xa0 Keep count of your change
9.\xa0 Instinct plus opportunity equals profit
10.\xa0 A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
11.\xa0 Latinum isn't the only thing that shines
12.\xa0 Anything worth selling is worth selling twice
13.\xa0 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
14.\xa0 Anything stolen is pure profit
15.\xa0 Acting stupid is often smart
16.\xa0 A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along
17.\xa0 A bargain usually isn't
18.\xa0 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
19.\xa0 Don't lie too soon after a promotion
20.\xa0 When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat