'Flying a Gallente ship is like sitting on the sofa while screaming at your kids attacking the mailman' 'Flying a mimatar ship is like riding your sofa down the stairs firing a uzi and wildly screaming" 'flying an amarr ship is like having a massive bazooka that you can't hit anything with because the idiot used EWAR in the form of pepper spray and you just don't have any =(' 'Flying a Caldari ship is like watching paint dry' "THE LORD SAID TO JOHN, COME FORTH AND YOU WILL RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE......BUT JOHN CAME FIFTH AND WON A TOASTER"