I sexually identify as a Naglfar. Ever since I was a small capsuleer I dreamed of soaring over the POS forcefields dropping hot Arch Angel EMP XL loads on disgusting neutral towers. People say to me that a person being a Naglfar is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful and Vertical. I'm having a plastic surgeon install elevators, 6x2500mm autocannons and a siege module on my body.
I want you guys to call me "vertical supremacy" and respect my right to kill from above and blapping needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Naglphobe and need to check your dread priviledge. Thank you for being so understanding.