I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'

You can't process me with a normal brain.

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met.

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

He who flees at the right time can fight again.

A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.

Avoid, rather than check. Check, rather than hurt. Hurt, rather than maim. Maim, rather than kill. For all life is precious, nor can any be replaced.