Have you done six impossible things this morning?
TANSTAAFL
18:14:23 Combat Serpentis Light Missile Battery strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 0.0 damage.
Our missiles, who art in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this day
Our daily isk
And forgive us our WCS's
But we won't forgive those that
use them against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
And the kinetic
EM
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### Ode to the Nyx Supercarrier
Beneath the stars in boundless void,
Where cosmic dreams are oft destroyed,
A titan roams, a shadow vast,
The Nyx, a marvel built to last.
Its hull, a gleaming shielded spire,
Forged in war’s relentless fire.
A cradle of unyielding might,
It dances on the edge of night.
Behold its drones, a lethal swarm,
A tempest clad in metal form.
Through firestorms and ashen skies,
It rends the dark where silence lies.
A fortress born of Gallente pride,
With beauty fierce, its power defied.
Each module speaks of human lore,
Of empires risen, lost, and more.
Yet in its wake, the stories weave,
Of battles won and those who grieve.
For in its heart, ambition burns,
A cycle vast, as EVE returns.
Oh, Nyx, you queen of endless night,
A beacon bold, a fearsome sight.
Forever shall the pilots crave,
To wield your might, their fates engrave.
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I'm a little cloaky, short and stout.
This is my scanner, this is my route.
When i see a gatecamp, I scream and shout:
"MWD n' Cloak" and warp the fuck out.