If you're reading this, I'm already dead. Dammit I clicked warp to zero! What? What the hell is a warp srambler? This is High Security anyway! The container was clearly marked "free stuff" so why could he shoot me? Why didn't the cops show up? I want my money back, I pay good money to play this game. So what if I'm on a trial subscription? I'm going to register as soon as I pay of my balance from club Penguin.


What the hell is up with Miley Cyrus anyway? I'd do her. Wait she's leagl now right? At least in the south she has to be. Are you still reading this? Go camp Dodixie already.


I got to poop. Don't shoot me while I'm afk ok?

Autopilot is safe in High sec right?