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Chuck Norris Time
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Originally Chuck Norris was to play froto in Lord of the Rings but turned the job down cause only a panzy needs 3 movies to destroy jewlery. Also Chuck Norris was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds.