Flying a Minmatar ship is like straping yourself in an office chair flying down a flight of stairs while shooting 2 uzies.


Staggerr > youre mother is so fat, that if she wants to go shopping your dad needs to drop a cyno


Yes I know you're tackled, please die quietly


Your ships align time is inversely proportionate to how big a hurry you are in.


By undocking you consent to PvP.


There was a bright light then my ship turned into an egg... Did I level up?


When an eve player leaves eve to play WoW the average IQ of both games increases.


WoW holds your hand from 1-85, and makes sure you get a cookie regardless if you win or lose. Eve not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place.


EVE is a game about groups of bastards competing to be the biggest bastard in a battle for money and power. And EVE University is running a charity.


Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship...
J3tt > i just got that ammo.
J3tt > you don't see me complaining


Fitbits are like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

Andy Shearer > enough of the brovado its actuallty sickening how you are enjoying this