"Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing two uzis and screaming."
Graysil Udan- Rivet is like the Deadpool of Eve, a sarcastic asshole.
Meanwhile, in Amarr [06:25:45] HECH 1000 > Can you please kill my capsule in a duel for 7 mill isk so I dont have to travel home 52 jumps? [06:26:54] rivetchef > Yeah no worries bud, but I've never killed an Egg head before, is it safe? You don't have like, any STD's or anything do you? [06:27:14] HECH 1000 > ..... [06:27:48] rivetchef > What about Space AIDs, do you have space AIDs? Should I bring a condom? I mean, once you're dead the body is mine, right? [06:27:55] HECK 1000 leaves conversation
Meanwhile, in Jita Aedelia Taranogas - Rivet, Your benevolence smolders with the intensity of 1,000 Jitas. Your wallet is as tight as your butt, and almost as illustrious. Every capsuleer aspires to be as giving as you are.
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