"You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa
"Show me a nation whose national beverage is beer, and I'll show you an advanced toilet technology." -Mark Hawkins,
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." - Kaiser Wilhelm
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields-