..And behold a pale horse, and he that sat upon him, his name was Death, and hell followed him. { Revelations 6:8 }

..The Devil's greatest accomplishment was convincing the world he didn't exist... Baudelaire*

..The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist... Keyser Soze*

..Black holes are where God divided by zero.. Stephen Wright*

...“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast , butter side up, on the back of a cat and drop it?...

..."the Universal and true answer to the question "Does this make me look fat" (according to my wife at least) is "No you always looked fat"...

..."the Universal and true answer to the question "Does this dress make me look fat" (according to my wife at least) is "Its not the dress"...