Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay

Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and Fret for your car

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones
Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes
Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory
Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional Insecure actresses.

'Cause I'm praying for rain;
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please, flush it all away.

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