[05:25:23] Morgred > suddenly i feel like a woman in a whore house!

Our beer which cometh in bottles hallowed be thy drink, thy will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us each day, our daily beverage, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers, for thine is the vodka, the shots and the cocktails, forever and ever barmen.

[18:12:47] James Iresten > my last gf cheated on me with the fatest kid in school
[18:12:49] James Iresten > for two months

[17:30:03] Ktorn Sinus > lol
[17:30:28] Ktorn Sinus > i tried to snort vodka
[17:30:32] Ktorn Sinus > its working too


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