"We were somewhere around Sirseshin on the edge of The Forge when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should fly...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge rats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the ship, which was going about a hundred kilometres a second with the top down to Jita. And a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
"Wormhole space is ruled by a mysterious god, named Bob. He controls connections for all of w-space and in his realm, you are at his mercy." -- Yashir Wong
"Mathematically it is impossible for me to fuck up" -- Dean Mintar