1. Yes = Yes 2. No = No 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I’m sorry but.. = You will regret this 6. We need to talk = Now you’ve done it 7. Ok, Do as you please = Watch it 8. I’m not mad = Of course I’m mad, idiot 9. We should fix this = You'll fix this NOW! 10. You give me a lot of attention tonight = Do you always think of sex
What men actually mean....
1. I’m hungry = I’m hungry 2. I’m Sleepy = I’m sleepy 3. Nice dress = Nice Cleavage 4. I love you = I want to fuck 5. I am bored = Do you want to fuck? 6. Do you want to dance? = Do you want to fuck? 7. Can I call you? = Do you want to fuck? 8. Do you want to go to the movies? = Do you want to fuck? 9. May I buy you dinner? = Do you want to fuck? 10. Those shoes don’t match that outfit = I am gay